would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
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as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
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I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
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