I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
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I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
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fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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