The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
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I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
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Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Shame - the story of my life.
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