My first STD was from a foam party
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
Randomize