i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
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It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
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I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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