And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
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Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
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Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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