not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
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This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
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I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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