haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
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Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
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I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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