Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
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so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
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Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
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