Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
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They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
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Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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