i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
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Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
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I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
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