We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
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She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
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I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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