Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
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i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
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You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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