just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
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do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
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He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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