Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
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Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
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Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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