Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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