Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
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We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
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