I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
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Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
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I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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