you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I will be naked everywhere
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
Randomize