People with herpes should wear stickers.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
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So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
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Male strippers are involved. You are coming
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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