You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
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The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
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I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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