Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
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I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
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I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
You ruined the universe
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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