Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
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How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
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I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
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