How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
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Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
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I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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