Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
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Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
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all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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