I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
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We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
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I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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