i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
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I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
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my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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