sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
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Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
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I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
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