I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
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he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
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At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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