the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
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I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
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and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
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