His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
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The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
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Come camping we have xanax and steaks
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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