Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
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Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
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people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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