She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
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she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
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Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
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