I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
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Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
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WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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