I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
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I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
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He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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