I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
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Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
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But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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