woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
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Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
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I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
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