I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
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Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
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I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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