I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
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Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
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My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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