I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
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Best friends brother. Beat that.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
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How external is "for external use only"?
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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