ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
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What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
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I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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