i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
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it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
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Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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