I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
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Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
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Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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