I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
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Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
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Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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