I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
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I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
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I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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