is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Dude I just picked up a married chick while her husband was playing pool.
What do you mean you picked her up? How are you gonna leave the bar?
I didn't. I fucked her in the men's room. Come get me before he finds out.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
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130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
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All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
40s are totally the cure
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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