i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
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He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
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I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
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