I'm drive I can fine osifer
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
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She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
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Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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