his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
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from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
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oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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