Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
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I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
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I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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